Laguna rant...
I'm so sorry to all you sophisticated people out there who read this blog for a little bit of humor, usually regarding my office setting. I have declined from mentioning celeb gossip and television show chatter (w/ a few random exceptions)... but I must rant/rave about my guiltiest pleasure...
LAGUNA BEACH!!!
For all of you who thought I was an intelligent, enlightened, educated 22 year old graduate from a top university... well... I still am. I can watch trashy shows if I want to!!! I still watch World News Tonight every night... let me have my little 10pm MTV fun. Ok, so if you aren't interested... look away, it is LAGUNA time!
This supposed pseudo-reality show is hilarious w/ a capital H!! Not only are these kids rich and living in a virtual paradise (not too hot, not too cold, not too humid... ), they are gorgeous looking! But damn they are also comedic geniuses.
What was up w/ last night's episode? Jessica couldn't be any more pathetic if her name was LC. But I digress ... I just LOVE LOVE LOVE how Alex M thinks she is some victim. Did she not watch the first 4 episodes? SHE was the one trying to get on Jason when he was dating Jessica! But now that Jessica is rightfully getting back into Jason's pants, Alex M. is all up in arms spouting off the "girl code" about how your friend shouldn't be trying to get on your man... nice try. Hello Pot, the Kettle called to tell you, "You're black". hahaha I just crack myself up at times!
Does this Jason guy have some sort of sexual advancement above most normal high school boys? I don't get what all the fuss is about. I doubt he lasts more that 2.5 seconds longer than most high school boys in the sack.
LC needs to stop hanging around w/ the high school crowd... I'm losing more respect for her every second. LO has fallen off the face of the earth. Morgan made a brief cameo, yet no one mentioned that she is a Mormon (like they did EVERY episode last season)... weird. Christina (the actress/horrible singer friend of Morgan's) must not have gotten the night off from TGIF Friday's to film the reunion/Christmas episode like everyone else. Stephan is a douche. Some goes for Talon. Kristin is hilarity wrapped up in a bleached blonde sack of meanness... love it! She is the real live version of Regina George from MEAN GIRLS. Jessica... zzzzzzzz. Alex M. is a whore and a half... yeah that's right, I said it. Hypocrite is all I have to say about here. Everyone else on the show isn't worth mentioning.
Damn it's a good show!!!
Mondays on MTV at 10pm EST (or every other second on MTV reruns)
posted by Lisa D @ 12:57 PM
6 Comments:
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you forgot about Trey.....the only cool cute kid of the bunch that seems slightly normal! He took the high road, went across the country opposite to where Laguna is, and never looked back. Now all they need to do is update us on what he's up to! He's too cool/normal to let MTV follow his life anymore.
i have to say that Laguna Beach is also my guilty pleasure. what is it about these rich, beautiful kids tha make me watch it so dan much (i have prob seen every episode 3x this season!!!!). wow, i am a loser. anyways--jessica is such a biAtch and its fabulous. shes the main reason i watch, other than having jessica reaffirm that i am not pathedic when I get hung up on a guy. next week--casey drama-hope she gets those damn extensions pulled out--
haha, it's stef- forgot my damn password
anonymous (not stef... the other one...) are you saying or suggesting i have high cholesterol based on my Laguna intake? If so... are there measures i should take to lower it? ;-) j/k
Mark... yes we do all have our weak points, however... i have to say, I'm loud, I'm proud, and Laguna is here to stay! And so is General Hospital... but that's a whole other issue that needs to be discussed w/ my therapist first. ;-)
stef you are so silly, just use other!
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